Not Me

I’m gonna wash a load of clothes.
I have tide. It’s not the Crimson Tide.
But it will do. I have bleach too.
So it will be clean. This has no chlorine for colors.
I think I’ll add some downy for softness.
And some blue ice for the good smell.
Ah hell, thrown in some sanitizer and borax.
I’ll dry them with bounce or some more downy.
Prevent those darn wrinkles.
Be sure to add the sprinkles.
You know, those little bouncy balls in the dryer.
Sure are loud.
I’m so proud. To bad it cost me a paycheck.
Johnny? Paycheck? No, he’s dead.
Did he wear a mask.
No that was the lone anger. You mean ranger.
Of course and toto. No that was Dorothy in Oz.
Or Kansas.
Did you get you mask son?
Yes master. Yes master.
Did you wash it. Absorutely.
There’s that word again. Wash?
Nevermind. Whew.
Glad that thought is done.
You mean laundry.
Only cost me $19 a load.
Of crap. Stop please.
Did you sneeze?

Not me….