I look back at my old videos.
Damn, they suck.
No wonder I didn’t get likes.
I kept trying to make new videos.
And still no hits.
I thought. Until the mirror said, hey look, you have bruises.
They were hits alright. Just no likes.
Then a moment of clarity.
I’m making videos.
And some people are making movies.
Full length films with staring roll.
And all actors happy and signed.
They have likes and followers.
So, I hired a new director.
To direct my new favorite forever movie.
I’m just the assistant director.
What can I say.
I’m basically lazy.
Cause this is the longest movie ever.
And for that I’m grateful.