Most of my life I made a career of batting 1.000.
At fucking things up i was astounding.
I’m sure I’m a shoe in for the hall of fame.
But I feel not one ounce of shame.
Some may say it was my pride.
Others say you had too much to hide.
In the grand scheme it doesn’t matter.
Because most of the time I was mad as a hatter.
What you get is not always what you choose.
And I’m still on the loose.
You might even add I was a dumb thing.
Alas I was good at something.