I was but a lad.
A crazy bug bit Grandad.
Granny said he was always mean & bad.
Once again Bryce would be his pad.
But I was so sad.
I thought it just a fad.
Doctors used a new “shocking treatment” and he became a Nomad.
Hey Doc, let me shock you. Just a tad.
Does that make you feel rad, Comrade.