What I WANT in a President


Drain the Swamp.

Four more years to do it.

My opponent is dangerous.

Look at the bright side Hillary.

We can’t afford four more years.

My opponent is dangerous.

Was I Vice President?

I told him when in doubt.  Read the cards.


Elect a real person.

Not a movie star, a billionaire, a lifetime politician.

An actual human being who has worked hard.

Maybe even lived hard.

Someone who understands you and me.

Because he’s fucking lived it.

And someone who couldn’t even if he were sent.

To fuck it all up couldn’t.

Not do any fucking worse.

Than most of what has preceded.

And yes, he would love to be triple vetted.




Ask not what your country can do for you,

Ask what you can do for your country.

And this is for OUR COUNTRY!

Show them all.

We put our money where our mouth is.

That’s what I want in a President.

P.S. Throw out the rest too.

The definition of insanity.

Doing the same thing over and over.

And expecting different results.

We are adjourned.



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