Other Voices

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There’s something happening here.

Good Guy: I’ve heard it too.

Other Guy: Other voices.

How did they get in?

He’s been reading and researching again.

It’s never led to other voices.

You think it’s the other voice that told him?

The know it all guy, Mr. Spirit guy.

Yea, we need to find a way to shut him up.

Everyone knows it’s either good or bad. Simple!

Have you talked to any of the new voices yet?

There’s more than one?

Pay attention stupid.  By my count at least three.

What to do?

Can you guys shut up! I’m trying to focus here.

Shh, whisper. He’s in a meeting.

Well, since we’re talking.  I’m tired of being called other guy.

My name is Bad.  Other guy, other voices, get it?

Talk to the boss. He started it but I’ll try. Devil Guy.

He’s already warned you guys once.

Yes sir Mr. Spirit Guy!

Damn, who woke him up?

The new guy.  

Hi!  I’m the new guy around here.  Things are about to change around here.

So, do we call you new or change guy?

Well, that’s undecided currently.  After that it’s going to be on a need to know basis only.

For now, just call me Bogo guy.

Aren’t you a riot?  And with all these dead comedians…

What’s the meeting about anyway?

He’s looking to hire more uh voices.

It’s about to get crowded in here.

And that’s why I’m here.  I’m HR guy.  I’m here to help transition

you or relocate if deemed necessary.

Relocate?  What does that mean?

Some may need temporary offices or even housing.  He’s hired another Spirit guy.

Is he getting rid of Spirit guy?

No, they’ll be working together.

Holy shit! 

Shut up bad guy.  He’ll hear you.

We are about to have some fun!  I can’t wait.

Be nice Bad guy. Just be cool.

Let me introduce myself.  I’m open-minded guy.  So, let’s all keep an open mind.

Easier said than done.  And I’m Mr. Spirit guy btw.

Okay, Okay, listen up everyone.  I see you’ve all met.  So, I’d like to introduce some more new hires.  And I’d like you to welcome them aboard.  First to my right we have another Mr. Spirit2 guy, and he prefers to be called Seeking guy.  Then on my left we have Ascended guy, he a Master of certain things.  And will be giving us all guidance when he’s asked or when necessary.  And then my favorite, law of one guy.  He’s been here before and decided to come back.  In fact, he is going to oversee everyone.  Even me.  I know it’s a big change.  But we are a team!  Questions? Comments?

It will be good for everyone. 

Fuck this I’m quitting. 

Well, you can’t quit until the boss quits.  Attitude everyone.

Watch me smart ass guy.

Okay quiet!  Bad, you’re skating on thin ice already.

Yes sir, boss. Sorry. I’ll do better. I swear.

No, you won’t.  Spirit guy handle bad, please.

Spirit 1 or 2?

One for now.

I’m on it sir.

And finally Love guy. Yes, the voice of love.

And he is supervising law of one guy. Pick up the chain of command sheets from HR guy on you way out.  Time to get to work everyone. Focus!  I almost forgot we are looking to hire a yoga guy voice and health guy voice. Dismissed and have a great day.  And I love you all!

Payroll is going up.  Cuts they are a coming.

You worry too much worry guy.

I never worry. 

Oh, liar guy we have not heard from you in a while.

I thought bad was liar guy. 

No, he is the reason for liar guy.

Of course, the buffer between the two is choice guy.

Man, we are going to need a new freaking office.

Yep thanks to the other new guy, realization guy.

We need more than a chain of command chart.

We will need a freaking gps guy.

He is already here.  Speaks incredibly quiet for a Map guy.

Most of them are loud mouths.  I suppose that’s his job.

Everyone! Let’s get on with it.

It that map guy?

No that’s coach Bryant guy.  Take that look off your face. He’s here to motivate and mold us.

I only have one thing to say.

Just one more voice in a sea of voices.  Good God….

Say I love your everyone!

Help me Lord. Ditto. Help me vain guy.

Voices, voices, a constant contrary stream of voices.  I hear voices.

In my contrary Soul!

RGH/WB

9-12-2020

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