I would like to dedicate this outburst of ego to my self-esteem. It is only for you. I hope this helps, in some way repays all the things you have done for me over the years. I hope it eliminates the need for upcoming depression, the need for continued counseling, or unnecessary dopamine fixes. And of course, the eventual need for treatment. It will not lead to other debilitating perceived illnesses. Such as grandiose ideas, narcissism or overindulgent. I swear! Now shake my hand. I get it. Fist bump. Pandemic self-esteem? I almost forgot.
Back to work!