Alabama Hold ‘em


Texas hold’ em, hell. Bull!

Give me some Alabama hold ‘em.

It’s my favorite game.

Just two cards.

A king and a queen.

Together we make aces.

No side bets.

Just the original version.

And we’re both all in.

All the time.

And we play it all night.

And every day.

Twenty four seven.

So, no Texas, no seven-card stud.

No five-card draw.

Just classic Alabama Hold ‘em.

Ante up. Let’s play.

You’re bluffing!


No, don’t put it back on.

Continue to show.

Yep, we’re playing the classic version.

I love poke her. Poker! Sorry!

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