The devil? 

He is still here.

How may I help you?  Oh, I see.

Of course, then there is the matter of your soul?

Well you sure do not seem to be using it.

I understand.  So, we have a deal then?

Yes, this deal only applies to this lifetime.

The hereafter is at best a question mark.

No insurance is not available.

But we do offer two courtesy drinks on the trip.

The trip to your destination after our business is completed.

No, I cannot say.

That is classified.

But you can read the file afterwards.

No, of course this is a one off and not covered in your policy Book.

It is a loophole, you might say, so no need to worry.

See you soon…

RGH/TSE

9-3-2020