The devil?
He is still here.
How may I help you? Oh, I see.
Of course, then there is the matter of your soul?
Well you sure do not seem to be using it.
I understand. So, we have a deal then?
Yes, this deal only applies to this lifetime.
The hereafter is at best a question mark.
No insurance is not available.
But we do offer two courtesy drinks on the trip.
The trip to your destination after our business is completed.
No, I cannot say.
That is classified.
But you can read the file afterwards.
No, of course this is a one off and not covered in your policy Book.
It is a loophole, you might say, so no need to worry.
See you soon…
RGH/TSE
9-3-2020
