Self

I said to myself.
Self?

Is it all worth it?
You won’t like the answer.

Why?
Sigh!

Tell me.
Okay.

You’re not really one.
What do you mean?

You’re two!
Bad joke.

I’m not joking!
Have you been toking?

Just shut up you’re not helping.
You never listen!

I’m listening.
You’re three.

Huh? You have lost it?
Somebody needs too!

Jeez talking to you is like talking to myself.
You have lost it stupid.

Don’t call me stupid!
Are you mad?

I can’t get mad at me!
Oh yes, you can.

I hope nobody finds out you talk to yourself.
Why?

They might lock you up on the funny farm.
Why do they call it the funny farm?

Good question.
Google it.

Thank God for Google.
What was the answer?

Not telling.
I already know stupid.

There you go again.
What are you gonna do about it?

Punish you,
Go ahead punish yourself.

Stupid.
You’re stupid too!!!

What were we talking about?
WE???

Three…
No self.

This is boring.
But it’s fun!!!

I’ll talk to my-self later!
See ya!

RGH
12-5-18

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