The Goat

I didn’t want to be the goat,
But I always seem to miss the boat.

I kept hoping,
But I had trouble coping.

Then things got strange.
People thought I was deranged.

It was almost a riot,
So I kept quiet.

What was the deal?
Oh, I began to feel.

I was awake.
I thought it was fake.

But then the light,
I knew it was my plight.

To obey,
And to be the “Gateway”.

RGH
12-23-18

Majik K1d 2

Why’s he called Kid?

Cause he got Rid,

Of the past…

And now everything’s a blast.

His songs are Solid Gold.

Let’s just say he’s Bold.

Now he’s stuck?

But he ain’t f*cked…

He’s gonna meet the man…

With the ultimate plan.

Not just for the Majik…

But an awesome wagic.

Use your logic,

And see the illogic.

If you want to win,

We gotta sin.

So think outside of this world,

And make it unfurl.

Everyone needs good news,

For the answers will soon ensue.

Want to make a movie?

Wouldn’t that be groovy?

So go back,

Help everyone get in the black.

For this month it’s the twelve,

Do you have the stones to dare to delve?

You don’t need it?

For me, it’s a definite fit!

So don’t just sit…

Let’s make a NEW HIT!!! 4

RGH/The 12

12-11-18

7:12 RJR watch this one 2!!! Very lyrical?

 

Jingle

Do you need a Holiday Jingle?
I can write one that will make you want to mingle!

So don’t stay in the dingle.
Or be like Mister Pringle.

I will make your soul tingle.
And you’ll be like Chris Kringle!

So if you want me to write you a single,
Loosen you cingle.

It’s really just a fingle-fangle.
So just send me some jingle!

RGH
Only $5.00

Jingle

$5.00

Searching

I’ve always been searching.
But for what?

Happiness? Fame? Fortune? Love?
Did you find it?

Sometimes.
When? Where?

Doesn’t matter. I usually lose it.
Want to keep it? I can show you how.

I think you should.
Then open your eyes and see. And listen!

When you become satisfied, you quit learning.
When you get what you want, you think you’ve arrived.

But the key to all of those wants is to keep on keeping on.
Learn, share, give, be grateful, and be good to yourself.

Strive to inspire by being inspiring.
Let people touch your heart. And that will be a start.

Take what you know and give to those who don’t.
Give it away to keep it! And you will find the magic!

And others will give you what you want out of life!
And for once in your life, you will know how true happiness feels!

Then your Searching will be a peaceful easy feeling

RGH
12-5-18

Self

I said to myself.
Self?

Is it all worth it?
You won’t like the answer.

Why?
Sigh!

Tell me.
Okay.

You’re not really one.
What do you mean?

You’re two!
Bad joke.

I’m not joking!
Have you been toking?

Just shut up you’re not helping.
You never listen!

I’m listening.
You’re three.

Huh? You have lost it?
Somebody needs too!

Jeez talking to you is like talking to myself.
You have lost it stupid.

Don’t call me stupid!
Are you mad?

I can’t get mad at me!
Oh yes, you can.

I hope nobody finds out you talk to yourself.
Why?

They might lock you up on the funny farm.
Why do they call it the funny farm?

Good question.
Google it.

Thank God for Google.
What was the answer?

Not telling.
I already know stupid.

There you go again.
What are you gonna do about it?

Punish you,
Go ahead punish yourself.

Stupid.
You’re stupid too!!!

What were we talking about?
WE???

Three…
No self.

This is boring.
But it’s fun!!!

I’ll talk to my-self later!
See ya!

RGH
12-5-18

Boomers

I don’t want to fight.
You’re outta sight!

I want to be in a movie.
Groovy!

I want the war to cease.
Peace!

I going to change the world!
Cool!

I’m just a teen.
Let’s make the scene!

Let’s get gassed.
We’ll have a blast!

Bring your guitar.
And we’ll jam!

Don’t be a bore,
And maybe you’ll score!

I dig those shades.
If I only had some scratch!

Don’t be a sponge.
Or I’m gonna split!

Take a toke.
And you’ll feel way out!

No fooling.
Let’s go tooling!

What’s your bag, man?
Zilch!

Hope this wasn’t a Bummer!
You Boomers!!!

RGH
12-5-18