What’s that you have for sale. It’s a rock. It’s just not any rock. It’s one a kind rock. It was the last piece that broke off from an asteroid that burnt up coming into the atmosphere. It busted a hole in my privacy fence and was still smoking when I found it. I put up a video on youtube.
I keep it on my mantle in the house. I carry it with me wherever I go. At work, it sits on my desk and when I have trouble figuring something out, I just pick up my rock and it’s like magic, the answers seem to flow. I guess you could say it’s my “thinking rock”.
It can be used for almost anything. I use it a lot. One time I was locked out of my house and used it to break a window to get it. I used it and another rock to learn to juggle. I strike matches on it to lite my grill, use it to bust up bags of ice, why it’s even helped my marriage. I just say to my wife, you see my rock on the mantle? That’s not really my rock, you are baby! Helped my sex life too! All I’ve got to do is pick up the rock and say, I’m going to rock your world tonight.
It even has a name “Kid” rock. I take Kid to church and hold it when I sing rock of ages. It really means the world to me. But I’ll sell it to you and you can take it to Knoxville and hold it when you sing Rocky Top.