The Second Key to the Universe

Dad are you happy all the time?

Absolutely!!! I love my life! And everyone in it. In fact, I love…

EVERYONE!

You do?

Yes indeed. But do you know who I love the most? Three guesses and the first two don’t count.

Who Mom?

Nope…

Me?

Nope…

God?

Nope…

Seriously?

Gotcha!!! ME, MYSELF AND I!

And that is the second key and most important! Loving yourself the mostest. Is that a word?

Maybe?

How?

I got you hooked now. I’m reeling in the big fish. HA!

First—Be good to yourself! Say this: It’s all about me!

I love me some me! Good morning beautiful! I’m going to spoil me all day long! I am so grateful for me! I love me! I love having fun with me! I am the most fun of all! I could be a comedian I’ so funny! Life for me is a gigantic mall, where everything is FREE! I get the pick of whatever me wants! I’m the most gorgeous to me…I’m the smartest…most understanding, happy, smart, world beater ever. People want to be me…

Wow! I’ve never heard you like this before.

I know that’s why I’m doing it…

I’m going to tell you a true story. When I was working a new employee would ask me my name. I’d say hi my name is Roger G Hayes. The “G” is for GOD!

Then I’d look skyward and say: Just kidding…And smile. People thought that guy is nuts…mad…insane…cause you’ve got to be…

Let Gooooooooo…until it becomes natural to be you every moment…of every day…week…month…year…decade…until…

infinity

Uhhhh that’s a long time. How can you do that?

I thought you’d never ask…

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