Jot

I’m the dot,

I’m the sot,

I’m the not,

I’m the knot,

I’m the lot,

I’m the hot,

I’m the pot,

I’m the rot,

I’m the tot,

I’m the bot…

DON’T GET GOT!

purplehayes

Rock for Sale

What’s that you have for sale. It’s a rock. It’s just not any rock. It’s one a kind rock. It was the last piece that broke off from an asteroid that burnt up coming into the atmosphere. It busted a hole in my privacy fence and was still smoking when I found it. I put up a video on youtube.

I keep it on my mantle in the house. I carry it with me wherever I go. At work, it sits on my desk and when I have trouble figuring something out, I just pick up my rock and it’s like magic, the answers seem to flow. I guess you could say it’s my “thinking rock”.

It can be used for almost anything. I use it a lot. One time I was locked out of my house and used it to break a window to get it. I used it and another rock to learn to juggle. I strike matches on it to lite my grill, use it to bust up bags of ice, why it’s even helped my marriage. I just say to my wife, you see my rock on the mantle? That’s not really my rock, you are baby! Helped my sex life too! All I’ve got to do is pick up the rock and say, I’m going to rock your world tonight.

It even has a name “Kid” rock. I take Kid to church and hold it when I sing rock of ages. It really means the world to me. But I’ll sell it to you and you can take it to Knoxville and hold it when you sing Rocky Top.

RGH

The Second Key to the Universe

Dad are you happy all the time?

Absolutely!!! I love my life! And everyone in it. In fact, I love…

EVERYONE!

You do?

Yes indeed. But do you know who I love the most? Three guesses and the first two don’t count.

Who Mom?

Nope…

Me?

Nope…

God?

Nope…

Seriously?

Gotcha!!! ME, MYSELF AND I!

And that is the second key and most important! Loving yourself the mostest. Is that a word?

Maybe?

How?

I got you hooked now. I’m reeling in the big fish. HA!

First—Be good to yourself! Say this: It’s all about me!

I love me some me! Good morning beautiful! I’m going to spoil me all day long! I am so grateful for me! I love me! I love having fun with me! I am the most fun of all! I could be a comedian I’ so funny! Life for me is a gigantic mall, where everything is FREE! I get the pick of whatever me wants! I’m the most gorgeous to me…I’m the smartest…most understanding, happy, smart, world beater ever. People want to be me…

Wow! I’ve never heard you like this before.

I know that’s why I’m doing it…

I’m going to tell you a true story. When I was working a new employee would ask me my name. I’d say hi my name is Roger G Hayes. The “G” is for GOD!

Then I’d look skyward and say: Just kidding…And smile. People thought that guy is nuts…mad…insane…cause you’ve got to be…

Let Gooooooooo…until it becomes natural to be you every moment…of every day…week…month…year…decade…until…

infinity

Uhhhh that’s a long time. How can you do that?

I thought you’d never ask…

The First Key to the Universe

Dad always said life is like the Universe.  Full of pretty things, full of beautiful, shiny, natural wonders! And miracles!

But Dad, did you forget about the bad things, people, tragedies?

There have always been always will be!  Can you change any of those?

I could try to help!

Yes, you can!  But the fact is you can’t change most people, places, things, and events.  You just think you can.  I was the same way.

Ya see that’s the first key to being happy,  ACCEPT.